Post by DM Sir Carnifex on Feb 8, 2009 3:11:02 GMT -5
Alright, since people want adventurers guilds, here's one that already has three members for sure.
The Orc Patrol!!!
Requirements to join:
Other information:
Some terms used by the orcs:
Brittlebones = Humans
Meat = All intelligent prey
The Mighty= Orcs (used only by orcs to refer to their own race)
Worms = goblins and small puny orcs (used only by orcs). Insulting.
Some of the names need changing on the BIC. I trust Eldur can accomplish that. ;D
To join, post here, or send a PM to me or Akavit. If this gets going, I'll make a thread in the guilds section.
The Orc Patrol!!!
Requirements to join:
- 1. No less than half-orc. The two leaders (Ishnak and Ushnak Ungduh) are 3/4 orcs.
- 2. Must be incredibly strong. Recommendation: no less than 18 STR, preferably 20 to start.
- 3. Must be incredibly stupid. The Ungduhs don't accept "humanized" orcs into their clan.
- 4. Must be anywhere from chaotic neutral to to chaotic evil. No lawful and no good. The general term for them is chaotic stupid.
- 5. Should have a high CON. Nothing less than 16, preferably 18.
- 6. May not be a spellcaster, except for VERY low levels (no more than 3 levels in a spellcasting class)
- 7. Must have hands the size of shovels and fingers that rival the size of salamis. Height is preferably no less than six and a half feet tall.
Other information:
- 1. The Ungduhs and their clan are VERY loyal to each other and thus, they NEVER fight each other with lethal force. Bickering is resolved with blindstrikes to the back of the head with a blunt object (back of spear, fists, staff), or a punch in the face. There are no hard feelings, but they all get revenge. In cases of outsiders interfering or picking a fight, the Orc Patrol will ALWAYS put aside differences and gang up on the aggressor (or victim).
- 2. The Orc Patrol goes about the lands (usually the roads) seeking to rid the world of the monster menace, and any weak travelers that happen by.
- 3. The Orc Patrol will ALWAYS deny being beaten by any weakling (anyone smaller than them). If they get clubbed by an outsider, they claim magic, or that one of their own hit them from behind.
- 4. Due to their lack of intelligence, the Orc Patrol tends to take meanings literally. Give a hand, literally means give a hand. That may mean trying to find one, or giving a slap to the back of the head.
- 5. Each member has a specialty which they always use to describe themselves.
Example: "Ishnak use hands" "Ushnak big sorcerer." - 6. There will be ranks eventually.
- 7. The preferred deity is Bahktru (Orc god of stupidity)
- 8. The Orc Patrol and the Bearheart clan are mortal enemies.
Some terms used by the orcs:
Brittlebones = Humans
Meat = All intelligent prey
The Mighty= Orcs (used only by orcs to refer to their own race)
Worms = goblins and small puny orcs (used only by orcs). Insulting.
Current (official) members:
Ishnak Ungduh [Co-Chieftain] (SirCarnifex)
Ushnak Ungduh [Co-Chieftain] (Akavit)
Vrog Ungduh [ Clan Warrior] (Borton_1)
Vugdishnak Ungduh [Clan Healer] (CartMid)
Azraagh [Clan Warrior] (Bolverkin)
Grok Ungduh [Clan Scout] (Repuls)
Gidush Ungduh [Clan Musician] (Alalium)
Dog [Clan Mascot] (Adzling)
Munk Ungduh [Clan Warrior] (valbryn)
Grag Ungduh [Clan Warrior] (ri762)
Dundurrt [Clan Warrior] (Ragnarok1983)
Kraagah [Clan Cook] (Wulfenote)
Ishnak Ungduh [Co-Chieftain] (SirCarnifex)
Ushnak Ungduh [Co-Chieftain] (Akavit)
Vrog Ungduh [ Clan Warrior] (Borton_1)
Vugdishnak Ungduh [Clan Healer] (CartMid)
Azraagh [Clan Warrior] (Bolverkin)
Grok Ungduh [Clan Scout] (Repuls)
Gidush Ungduh [Clan Musician] (Alalium)
Dog [Clan Mascot] (Adzling)
Munk Ungduh [Clan Warrior] (valbryn)
Grag Ungduh [Clan Warrior] (ri762)
Dundurrt [Clan Warrior] (Ragnarok1983)
Kraagah [Clan Cook] (Wulfenote)
Some of the names need changing on the BIC. I trust Eldur can accomplish that. ;D
To join, post here, or send a PM to me or Akavit. If this gets going, I'll make a thread in the guilds section.