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Post by ghostlyrose on Feb 9, 2009 21:27:10 GMT -5
LMAO oh this great, just what we need more idiots on the road no but really it awesome, wicked idea ;D
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Post by DM Sir Carnifex on Feb 9, 2009 23:30:14 GMT -5
Interest in this grows at a VERY rapid pace. We are looking at another couple prospective members minimum. The Patrol quickly turns into an army!
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Post by DM mithari on Feb 10, 2009 6:07:54 GMT -5
*headache*
Orc logic...
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Post by Tiefling on Feb 10, 2009 6:56:52 GMT -5
I wonder if this will be made into a movie: Orc Horde: Orcs on Patrol
Perhaps it would something along those Police Academy movies.
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Post by DM williamfredrickson on Feb 19, 2009 0:10:24 GMT -5
I ran into some of you guys in the Cloakwood tonight... You all charged at William when he wouldn't dance and tried to walk away... and promptly all ended up knocked out on the grass ;D
Anyway, just wanted to say that was some hilarious RP! Great job everyone! I really enjoyed that!
(You all looked very orcish, loved it)
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Post by DM Sir Carnifex on Feb 19, 2009 0:12:00 GMT -5
The orc patrol adds new members and has two more prospective members! Hurry and sign yours up TODAY!
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Post by DM williamfredrickson on Feb 19, 2009 2:07:00 GMT -5
You know, after seeing you guys in action today, I think I want to join up! ;D
I just made an orc this evening, named Vagabash. He fits the requirements and I'd like to have him join!
Role-playing a bum-scratching, dim-witted, belching brute sounds like fun to me!
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Post by DM Sir Carnifex on Feb 19, 2009 2:13:44 GMT -5
You know, after seeing you guys in action today, I think I want to join up! ;D I just made an orc this evening, named Vagabash. He fits the requirements and I'd like to have him join! Role-playing a bum-scratching, dim-witted, belching brute sounds like fun to me! Talk to me in game sometime then. Note to members and future members: The Bearheart clan is the mortal enemy of the Orc Patrol. See the thread in the Elfsong for more information.
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Post by yabanjin on Feb 19, 2009 23:34:16 GMT -5
From Bing Gulash -
Even though Bing doesn't meet the requirements (he is too humanized for now and too good) for the Orc patrol, he admires his fellow half+ -orcs trying to make the roads safer and trying to promote half-orc rights. He sees the inherent good intentions of the patrols actions even though few of the weaker races appreciate the patrols attentions. He is half-orc enough to find the weaker races discomfort quite amusing.
He does however regret that he has now been lumped in with the patrol because of this feud with the braveheart clan. But, he will defend himself if attacked. He does think the halflings are quite silly to pursue a (in his opinion) one-sided losing feud with the patrol.
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Post by DM Sir Carnifex on Mar 18, 2009 0:11:22 GMT -5
Since there has been a recent question regarding this, I thought I'd bump it up.
Eldur, or another admin: Can you put this in the guild section please? Thanks!
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Drowchyld
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"COCK GOBLINS!" - Office Space
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Post by Drowchyld on Mar 18, 2009 0:20:45 GMT -5
I WANNA SIGN UP! But my orc has a 9 con and is LE He is really fat and out of shape. Wheezes constantly and tends not to run unless he becomes psychotic and annoyed.
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Post by DM Sir Carnifex on Mar 18, 2009 0:22:33 GMT -5
I WANNA SIGN UP! But my orc has a 9 con and is LE He is really fat and out of shape. Wheezes constantly and tends not to run unless he becomes psychotic and annoyed. He would be looked down upon as being too "humanized and weak".
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Post by Shadoril on Mar 18, 2009 0:31:47 GMT -5
Sign Roshnak up if you see him on
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Post by adzling on Mar 18, 2009 10:38:27 GMT -5
ok i built my first surfacer the other day to watch the tournament and made him a *very* stupid half-orc (intelligence 6). his name is Dog. He likes to eat cat familiars.
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Post by adzling on Mar 19, 2009 9:39:37 GMT -5
look for a huge half orc in pink mail armor carrying a large bone. can't miss him...
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