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Post by blametherogue on Sept 24, 2008 8:31:04 GMT -5
erm, yeah, there seems to have been a slaughter in the farmlands. the farmer is dead/gone, and a bunch of his chickens are taking dirt naps. now i like fried chicken as much as the next guy, but my character has a bag full of wolf hides to sell.  |
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davidb
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Post by davidb on Sept 24, 2008 8:43:10 GMT -5
We need a detective in the server.
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Post by DM Sir Carnifex on Sept 24, 2008 12:04:26 GMT -5
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davidb
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Post by davidb on Sept 25, 2008 5:31:48 GMT -5
Hermes is an old fart. We need Haircool Pieroot, the halfling.
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tlantl
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Post by tlantl on Sept 25, 2008 5:54:12 GMT -5
Jorn is immortal. If he is not along the road then he will be found in the fields or behind the buildings. Just look carefully he is out there some where.
This could all change if a DM has been messing with him though.
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Post by Ryokami on Sept 25, 2008 6:37:36 GMT -5
Jorn is a man of many mysterious just recently he was spotted in his suit of armor posing a threat to all who mess with his chickens.
This just in, Jorn was located in front of the gate of Baldur and with anger in his eyes he is seeking any able man to assist him with tracking down the chicken murderer.
I think people kill chickens because they cant deal with real men, *cough* Like myself *cough* *flexes in the mirror with a look of pleasure on his face*
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Post by astralwyvern on Sept 25, 2008 8:00:37 GMT -5
In reality, an animal rights activist has hired an assassin to eliminate the problem of Jorn's encouragement of the slaughter of wolves and the butchering of livestock.
It is no wonder there have been so many attempts on ending his life. They never seem to rest on trying to figure out new ways to snipe Jorn.
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