Post by blackbird on Sept 3, 2008 19:53:21 GMT -5
To whomever is in charge,
This letter is to inform the Flaming Fist that I, the great and wonderful Crashy McFly, super wizard extraordinaire whose powers rival Elminster's and who owns a substantial plot of land outside of Baldur's Gate, was recently attacked by an odd man in brown clothing. He trespassed upon my property and after refusing to leave or pay the appropriate amount of gold for passage, he beat me over the head with a VERY large object until I nearly passed out. I would have apprehended the fool myself, but I did not want to harm him with my incredible powers. After regaining consciousness and making a number of threats involving using my equally powerful and incredibly vicious weasel, Ecane, he simply walked away. I do hope you will find and jail this man, as I simply cannot have random people walking all over my beautiful grass.
Crashy McFly
This letter is to inform the Flaming Fist that I, the great and wonderful Crashy McFly, super wizard extraordinaire whose powers rival Elminster's and who owns a substantial plot of land outside of Baldur's Gate, was recently attacked by an odd man in brown clothing. He trespassed upon my property and after refusing to leave or pay the appropriate amount of gold for passage, he beat me over the head with a VERY large object until I nearly passed out. I would have apprehended the fool myself, but I did not want to harm him with my incredible powers. After regaining consciousness and making a number of threats involving using my equally powerful and incredibly vicious weasel, Ecane, he simply walked away. I do hope you will find and jail this man, as I simply cannot have random people walking all over my beautiful grass.
Crashy McFly