nael
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Post by nael on Mar 26, 2009 6:49:20 GMT -5
*You find a crumpled piece of parchment underneath a barstool* To whom it may concern,
The corpse you see before you belonged to a faithful servant of Vhaeraun named, Amar.
Not that I believe you would care, but as you are now the sole defender of the body herein I would beg a favor of you.
If it should so amuse you.Request 1: If any other persons should be reading this, whether in concert or in secret you should make a pact to uphold this Last Will and Testament for a powerful once powerful Ssri'tel'quessir. [/i](This last word is scripted obsessively in comparison to the rest of these arachnid scratchings) Request 2: Please do not allow my remains to be used for illithid food. I shudder thinking as I write this Last Will and Testament what they might do to my brilliant mind. Suffer no mind flayers as you harbor my mortal remains!
Request 3: Do not even think for a moment of using this body as a receptacle for necromantic filth. I am not some toy to be played with. Even in my unexpected and apparent demise.
Request 4: Please continue my quest against the illithid.
Request 5: WATCH OUT FOR ILLITHIDS!
[/color] *The note rambles on, text shrinking as it nears the bottom edge of the parchment.* *Turning the parchment over you see a detailed blueprint surrounded by a veritable cloud of directions and specifications in the design for a helmet constructed using a very thin sheet of mithril*
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Post by yogo on Mar 27, 2009 12:28:03 GMT -5
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Post by nael on Mar 27, 2009 18:02:57 GMT -5
//Well, not so much the post, but the picture leads one to believe that the whole thing is a jest. ((Not really. I kinda wanted people to infer from the post that he's probably suffered at the hands of mind flayers in the past, survived the ordeal, but has been left a bit damaged from the experience. If it was a jest I probably wouldn't have gone so far as to use the phrases "arachnid scratchings" as opposed to "chicken scratches" or "thin sheet of mithril" as opposed to "a thin sheet of aluminium". ((Consider the OP to be IC, please. Whether you find it funny, absurd, stupid, or whatever. It is what it is.
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